Tell a Lie About Yourself

[Catsmother]

I haven't taken a COVID test today

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I haven't just bought chocolate

 

[Catsmother]

I am cold

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I have not just put the kettle on

 

[Foxy]

I interviewed for a job that turned out to be at a nudist resort. I was offered a great position with terrific pay and benefits, but I couldn't handle their undress code so I turned it down.

 

[Foxy]

Live slugs taste like black licorice and are quite yummy, you should try one.

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[LittleTooMuch]

I suck my thumb

 

[marti]

i am slim

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I have my nipples pierced

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I have my man bits pierced

Is this a lie?

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I was born in the 90s

 

[Catsmother]

I'm a size 8

 

[LittleTooMuch]

Im happy

 

[Catsmother]

I'm not human

 

[Foxy]

Every time I leave the room, my sneaky cat tries to access kitty porn on the internet.

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[Catsmother]

I have just cut all my hair off

 

[Foxy]

I'm fluent in sign language, but only in my dreams. The moment I wake up I forget everything I knew. It's so frustrating because I know I said some really profound stuff.

 

[Catsmother]

I am a pop star

 

[marti]

i love snakes

 

[Catsmother]

I am religious