Tell a Lie About Yourself

[LittleTooMuch]

today I have nibbled a lollipop

 

[Foxy]

I was inspired by a repairman to invent crack filler. You're welcome ladies.

 

[Catsmother]

I am Richard Branson

 

[Gooner_87]

I am Doctor who

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I am on my way to @Gooner_87 's work

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I'm sat next to @mist on his sofa

 

[Gooner_87]

I am on my way to @Gooner_87 's work

I am not looking forward to this one bit

 

[LittleTooMuch]

i am not sad that I have been kicked off @mist 's sofa!!

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I don’t share chocolate

this best be a lie!

I'm looking forward to attempting to switch off and sleep

 

[LittleTooMuch]

i have not been sat waiting for someone to reply to me when in actual fact I hadn't messaged them back

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I do not feel sick

 

[LittleTooMuch]

My bum is still itchy

ahh i'm glad the advice worked

 

[LittleTooMuch]

i'm feeling loved

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I'm feeling sad

 

[Gooner_87]

I am involved in a love triangle with Marge and Homer Simpson

 

[Catsmother]

I'm out partying with everyone on the forum. but the drinks are on @Foxy @Gooner_87 @mist @LittleTooMuch

 

[Foxy]

I have a pet fly named Buddy and he can do tricks. In fact, for the past two days, he's been playing dead. Hasn't moved a bit, can your pet top that?

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I have been asleep for the last 2 hours

 

[Catsmother]

I am not tired

 

[marti]

i am hate everyone