Tell a Lie About Yourself

[LittleTooMuch]

I am having an affair with Luigi

 

[Gooner_87]

Bowser is my long lost cousin

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I never owned an n64

 

[Gooner_87]

I never owned an n64

I never owned the original PlayStation

 

[Foxy]

I lost a fortune in the stock market today. Never invest in pork bellybuttons based on a tip from a guy named Earl you met at the bus stop.

 

[Catsmother]

I am not tired

 

[marti]

i am lazy

 

[Foxy]

I know who let the dogs out.

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I am up, dressed and ready for the day ahead

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I'm not constantly refreshing this page

 

[Catsmother]

I have not phoned my GP

 

[Gooner_87]

I woke up in a good mood today

 

[Catsmother]

I am at @Gooner_87's house drinking tea

 

[Gooner_87]

I am sat next to @Catsmother drinking tea also

 

[Catsmother]

I am going clubbing with @mist @LittleTooMuch and @Gooner_87

 

[Gooner_87]

I never wish things were different

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I'm sad today

 

[LittleTooMuch]

Everyone ready for a big fat lie .... I'm going to have an early night tonight

 

[Gooner_87]

Im not in a bad mood today

 

[Gooner_87]

I'm not currently hiding in the toilets at work so I can type this out