Tell a Lie About Yourself

[Gooner_87]

I am not dreading you seeing it

 

[Foxy]

I invented chocolate. You're welcome.

 

[Gooner_87]

I have been to willy wonkas chocolate factory

 

[Foxy]

Today is Foxy Appreciation Day. Please leave your gifts in the lounge, I will be by to collect them later.

 

[Catsmother]

I have just got from @Foxy 's house as she invited for me for dinner.

 

[Catsmother]

I have been for a cup of tea with @mist

 

[Catsmother]

I am just popping round to see @LittleTooMuch

 

[Gooner_87]

Im not relived I can finally take my work boots off

 

[Catsmother]

I am going to watch Liverpool v Arsenal around at the pub with @Gooner_87

 

[Gooner_87]

And @Catsmother will be buy all the drinks while we're are there

 

[Foxy]

My boyfriend wanted to know what I wanted for Foxy Appreciation day, I told him to surprise me. He gave me a candle made entirely out of his ear wax. It's not that I'm unappreciative, to his credit he did think outside the box, its just that it smells like ears when I burn it.

 

[Catsmother]

I am a journalist

 

[Gooner_87]

I am Thor

 

[Gooner_87]

I’m Spartacus

Love the sky one series btw (this is not a lie)

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I am princess peach

 

[Catsmother]

I am married to Danny Ings

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I am married to Danny Ings

That best had be a lie

 

[Foxy]

I invented sporrans. They still raise a toast to me on a windy days in Glasgow.

 

[Catsmother]

That best had be a lie

That would be telling

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I'm not tired