Tell a Lie About Yourself

[Gooner_87]

I don't wish @LittleTooMuch offered me the better alternative

 

[Sheff1]

I can build a full size scale model of the London Eye out of matchsticks

 

[LittleTooMuch]

My mouth is full with @mists hobnob

 

[Sheff1]

I’m working Christmas Eve night with Santa Clause

 

[mist]

My underwear is moist

 

[Gooner_87]

I'm not considering about disappearing because I feel like no one cares about me

 

[mist]

I’m bad at gaming

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I’m bad at gaming

You are so modest

 

[Catsmother]

I am a Jehovah witness

 

[Sheff1]

I am a Jehovah witness

And I’m Father Christmas

 

[mist]

I excite women

 

[LittleTooMuch]

Im a stripper

 

[mist]

I am bread

 

[Sheff1]

I once wallpapered the entire Blackpool Tower

 

[mist]

The bum itch I was suffering from recently has moved to my scalp

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I always send myself messages to make me feel better about myself

 

[mist]

I just noticed how clean my fingernails are and I’m delighted with myself

 

[Sheff1]

I lay awake at night listening to myself snoring

 

[mist]

I hold my breath when I walk past people in the supermarket

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I count out 35 pieces of dry food for my cat at mealtimes