Tell a Lie About Yourself

[mist]

I sit and watch my showers plug hole waiting for a spider to crawl out

 

[Sheff1]

I count out 35 pieces of dry food for my cat at mealtimes

I can’t count that high!

 

[mist]

I don’t find the sudden expulsion of anal gasses remotely humorous

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I have a potty plumbed in and use it as a cheaper alternative to a toilet

 

[mist]

I don’t poop

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I don't like cats

 

[Catsmother]

I have superpowers

 

[marti]

I have a dog

 

[mist]

I’m friends with Superman

 

[Catsmother]

I'm Lois Lane

 

[mist]

I’m the creamy centre in 9 out of the 10 most popular British biscuits

 

[Catsmother]

I am a hobnob

 

[mist]

I am as thin as a wafer

 

[Catsmother]

I am jealous because @mist is as thin as a wafer

 

[mist]

I eat tummy button fluff ( not necessarily my own either )

 

[Catsmother]

I am in a frenzy

 

[Foxy]

My insensitive dog laughs while my guitar gently weeps.

 

[Catsmother]

I have just been pushed of a building

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I have a huge spot on my nose

 

[mist]

I have a huge spot on my nose

That’s your nose dear

I have a Ned Flanders moustache