Tell a Lie About Yourself

[LittleTooMuch]

I won't kiss the frog and hope it turns into a beautiful princess

I have already been Kissed and turned into princess peach

 

[Gooner_87]

I am not disappointed by this statement

 

[Gooner_87]

I am groot

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I am hungry

 

[Gooner_87]

I am not in bed already

 

[Foxy]

If you microwave anglefood cake, a demon is summoned so just don't do it!

 

[Foxy]

Black licorice is an aphrodisiac, but only in certain parts of Australia. No one knows why, it just is.

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I don't like penguins

 

[Gooner_87]

I believe @LittleTooMuch

 

[Foxy]

Today is wear your underwear on the outside day. I did that at McDonald's this morning and got my breakfast for free. They just handed it to me and told me to "Go on, no charge, just go now!" Very cool. I'm planning on getting my dinner from Benihana Japanese Restaurant tonight. Nothing says yum like free Hibachi Steak & Lobster to go.

さようなら友達
Sayōnara tomodachi

 

[Gooner_87]

I've never had inappropriate thoughts

 

[Catsmother]

I am hopping around the house

 

[Catsmother]

I am running around in circles.

 

[marti]

i love sprouts

 

[Foxy]

I have no intentions of calling any of you, so if your phones don't ring you'll know it's me.

 

[Gooner_87]

I don't feel lonely and un loveable

 

[Gooner_87]

I’m too sexy for my shirt

I'm too sexy for my body

 

[Gooner_87]

I love being the moody person i am and bringing people down with me

 

[Catsmother]

I am a superhero

 

[Catsmother]

I never wear clothes