Tell a Lie About Yourself

[Gooner_87]

I never wear clothes

Now that I don't want to see

 

[Catsmother]

I have 10 sugars in my tea

 

[Catsmother]

...and no teeth

I am a firefly

Yes, I posted my false teeth last week

 

[marti]

i am ok

 

[Catsmother]

I am well

 

[marti]

i am ok

 

[Catsmother]

I haven't been shopping this morning.

 

[Gooner_87]

I can't wait to go to work and do another late shift

 

[Catsmother]

I am special

 

[Catsmother]

I am a space cadet

 

[Gooner_87]

I am a womble

 

[Catsmother]

I only have one eye.

 

[Gooner_87]

I have a parrot sat on my shoulder "arrr me matey"

 

[marti]

i happy

 

[Pitszal]

I don't like to go Clothes shopping

 

[marti]

i hate going out

 

[Foxy]

Irish Spring soap tastes like creamed spinach. Just the bar soap, the liquid soap is nasty.

 

[Catsmother]

I live in a convent

 

[Nikki]

I always sleep well

 

[Foxy]

I had to stop tossing peanuts outside in my yard. The elephants keep trampling the chipmunks.