Tell a Lie About Yourself

[Catsmother]

I am asleep in bed

 

[Gooner_87]

I'm dressed and showered raring to go for the day ahead of me

 

[Catsmother]

I'm flying a plane

 

[Gooner_87]

I have a paddling pool with a great big submarine in my back garden

 

[Catsmother]

I am not tired

 

[Gooner_87]

I don't feel like the world is against me and I'm happy as Larry

 

[Catsmother]

I don't want to give @Gooner_87 a real life hug.

 

[Gooner_87]

I don't want to give @Gooner_87 a real life hug.

I'm not saying thank you to @Catsmother because it doesn't mean anything to me (just so you know it does really and thank you this bit isn't a lie)

 

[Catsmother]

I know that @Gooner_87 isn't lying (that's the truth)

I am wide awake.

 

[Gooner_87]

I can't wait to get into work

 

[Catsmother]

I'm feeling happy today

 

[Gooner_87]

I love beetroot

 

[Catsmother]

I love veg

 

[Gooner_87]

I'm a Jedi master and yoda is my best bud

 

[LittleTooMuch]

Im hot

 

[Catsmother]

I'm cold

 

[Gooner_87]

I'm not hungry at all

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I don't like pizza

 

[Gooner_87]

I don't like pizza

I'm not jealous about you being a silver member

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I love being told my voice is manly