Tell a Lie About Yourself

[mist]

My flat doesn’t smell of lemons

 

[Gooner_87]

I don't want to see proof of a statement from a certain person about thier phone

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I don't plan to eat lasagne for lunch

 

[mist]

I’m not dunking biscuits right now

 

[Catsmother]

I am not drinking tea

 

[Sheff1]

I can burp all the verses of god save the queen none stop!

 

[Catsmother]

I have not been awake since 3AM

 

[mist]

I’m meeting Superman today for coffee

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I have a shaving rash

 

[Gooner_87]

I have a shaving rash

I did not just think something rude about this

 

[Sheff1]

I’m helping Santa deliver all the presents around the world tonight

 

[Gibby]

I'm not excited about Christmas

 

[Gooner_87]

I'm feeling extremely christmassy

 

[mist]

I don’t drink enough fizz pop

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I am not craving pepsi max raspberry

 

[mist]

I hate the feel of my super soft rug on my bare feet

 

[Catsmother]

My battery isn't on 8%

 

[Sheff1]

I really enjoy my life and I love Christmas

 

[Gooner_87]

I really enjoy my life and I love Christmas

I have no idea what Sheff1 means

 

[Sheff1]

I’m not desperately missing my ex fiancée tonight and not feeling so lonely and unloved. Feeling really suicidal