Tell a Lie About Yourself

[Catsmother]

I was sad that Liverpool won 7-0 earlier.

 

[marti]

i was sad that no christmas

 

[Catsmother]

I am homeless

 

[marti]

i am not ok

 

[Catsmother]

I am a fly on your wall.

 

[mist]

I am a fly on your wall.

I swear I didn’t know she was married

I am a pizza topping that you don’t want

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I have craved @mist on my pizza

 

[Gooner_87]

I have craved @mist on my pizza

This pizza sounds tasty

 

[LittleTooMuch]

This pizza sounds tasty

Gooner is not jealous of me eating @mist On a pizza and not saving him some

 

[Gooner_87]

I don't agree with @LittleTooMuch at all I'm not jealous of her leaving no pizza with @mist on

 

[Catsmother]

I love spicy food

 

[mist]

Nobody missed the part where I declared I was an undesirable topping

 

[Gooner_87]

I hate spicy food

 

[mist]

I don’t know someone that put his girlfriends head in a tank of piranha to scare her

 

[Gooner_87]

I don’t know someone that put his girlfriends head in a tank of piranha to scare her

I'm not intrigued by this

 

[mist]

I’m slippery ( like a fish )

 

[LittleTooMuch]

Nobody missed the part where I declared I was an undesirable topping

I did not notice and did not disagree

 

[mist]

This is me

 

[Catsmother]

I miss school days.

 

[mist]

I love spam