Tell a Lie About Yourself

[Gooner_87]

I have never had impure thoughts about anyone or anything in my life

 

[Cazcat]

I am not laughing at Arsenal.

 

[Gooner_87]

I am not laughing at Arsenal.

I am over the moon about Arsenal's performance of late

 

[Catsmother]

I am not happy that Liverpool beat Spurs last night.

 

[Gooner_87]

I am not happy that Liverpool beat Spurs last night.

Neither am I

 

[Foxy]

Lunch is on me today. Let me know if you want your sandwich with or without extra dirt.

 

[Sheff1]

Catsmother has sent me a voucher for a year’s supply of green tea!

 

[Sheff1]

I’m going to be the next PM of the UK

 

[Catsmother]

I am Donald Trump

 

[Gooner_87]

I am darth vader

 

[Catsmother]

I am superwoman

 

[Gooner_87]

I don't want to hide away today

 

[Sheff1]

I juggle teapots whilst walking backwards

 

[Catsmother]

I love having depression

 

[Gooner_87]

I never get worried over silly things

 

[Catsmother]

I am a pussycat

 

[Gibby]

I’m not in bed right now

 

[Catsmother]

I like vegetables

 

[marti]

i like bussell sprouts

 

[Sweet Ann]

I don’t like shortbread cookies.