Tell a Lie About Yourself

[mist]

I am sad and regret my words

I am wholesome and pure

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I am in bed with @mist

 

[mist]

I am in bed with @mist

@LittleTooMuch is lying

 

[LittleTooMuch]

@LittleTooMuch is lying

I did not just dig @mist for giving away our little secret

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I do not think @mist Would make a great therapist and he has not dragged me out of a dark place the past few weeks

 

[mist]

I do not think @mist Would make a great therapist and he has not dragged me out of a dark place the past few weeks

Whose next?


My nipples are oversized

 

[Catsmother]

A spider has just climbed up my chin

 

[mist]

A spider has just climbed up my chin

The thought of this fills me with delight and envy

 

[Catsmother]

I love heights

 

[marti]

i love to eat

 

[Catsmother]

I'm on a diet

 

[Foxy]

If you sleep outside with tuna in your socks you will wake up in the morning with a yard full of free pets. I do it all the time. ‍

 

[Gooner_87]

I do not feel like I've been pushed away

 

[mist]

I’m pollinating flowers

 

[Catsmother]

I slept well last night

 

[Sheff1]

I drink water while standing on my head

 

[Catsmother]

I rule the world

 

[Sheff1]

I can juggle five Christmas turkeys standing on one leg!

 

[Catsmother]

I make a terrible cup of tea.

 

[Gooner_87]

I hate a good cuppa