Tell a Lie About Yourself

[Catsmother]

I want to know where @Foxy and @mist got my pics from.

 

[Foxy]

You can run but you can't hide from me @mist.

 

[Foxy]

You're telling me @mist, I'm currently in a casino in Vegas and I just lost my last quarter in a slot machine. I may have to sell my tail to get airfare home.

 

[Foxy]

You shouldn't be scared @mist , I just got a job as a Vegas showgirl. I'm working my way home.
My name is lola, I am a showgirl, with yellow feathers in my hair and a dress cut down to there...

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[Foxy]

Calm down @mist ...now spit out the feathers honey.

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[Foxy]

Having ADD has never been a probl...oh look, a chipmunk!

 

[Carrie72]

I’ve just had to take a bath cause I pissed myself laughing at some of the comments on here

 

[Foxy]

I invented air. Don't ask me for proof, the patent ran out a long time ago.

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I’m good for people

That is not a lie!!


I am not feeling tired

 

[Lee]

I feel healthy and happy.

 

[Catsmother]

I wasn't feeling sick

 

[Nikki]

I am going the zoo

 

[marti]

i am alright

 

[Pinky]

I have 65 children

 

[LittleTooMuch]

i have a pet spider

 

[Catsmother]

I am never showering or bathing again.

 

[Catsmother]

I am in nod land

 

[Catsmother]

I am a jigsaw puzzle

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I was not sick earlier

 

[Gooner_87]

I'm over the moon right now