Tell a Lie About Yourself

[LittleTooMuch]

I have not been emotional this evening

 

[Gooner_87]

I don't feel like I've let anyone down

 

[Foxy]

My toast had the face of Marilyn Manson burned into it this morning. And if that isn't freaky enough, the other slice had the face of the Dali Lama. I know there's a message there somewhere, but darned if I know what it means.

 

[Catsmother]

I have decided that I am going support Tottenham Hotspur just to annoy @Gooner_87

 

[Foxy]

I planted an Octopuses Garden in my yard but the octopus died. Now I can't open my windows because of the stink and flies.

 

[Catsmother]

I've only just woken up.

 

[Foxy]

My sweat smells like cinnamon buns. Don't ask me why, it just does. The only problem is wherever I go, chubby people tend to follow me.

 

[Catsmother]

I smell like vinegar and sweaty feet

 

[Foxy]

I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain...oh wait, that was someone else. Nevermind, carry on.

 

[marti]

i like spices

 

[Catsmother]

I live in Spain

 

[Catsmother]

I'm asleep

 

[Catsmother]

I don't have any phobias

 

[Catsmother]

I'm out eating in a cafe

 

[Catsmother]

I am not afraid of spiders

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I haven't had inappropriate thoughts today

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I don't miss anyone

 

[Catsmother]

I am feeling okay

 

[Foxy]

Julie Andrews once knocked on my door to borrow a spoonfull of sugar. Weird, what does one say to that?

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I don't want children