Tell a Lie About Yourself

[LittleTooMuch]

I am a nasty person

 

[Catsmother]

I am not happy that my house is now quiet.

 

[mist]

I’m not neglecting myself

 

[Catsmother]

I am not going to bed,

 

[mist]

My bed isn’t just a mattress on the floor

 

[Gibby]

I am not wearing a velour lounge suit

 

[mist]

I am not wearing a velour lounge suit

I know what this is

 

[Gibby]

I know what this is

I wouldn't be shocked if you did

 

[LittleTooMuch]

I like the sound of nails scratching on a chalk board

 

[mist]

I’m wearing a nappy

 

[Catsmother]

I am not missing my mum today.

 

[mist]

I have lady bits

 

[Catsmother]

I find watching the news cheerful.

 

[mist]

My lies always garner the expected reaction form others

 

[Catsmother]

I am good at playing computer games.

 

[Gooner_87]

I am rubbish at playing computer games

 

[Catsmother]

I am a Goblin.

 

[mist]

My nose is snotty

 

[Catsmother]

New year is underrated.

 

[mist]

I’m run off my feet with things to do